bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

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So I am in a bad mood and the dog bumped into me and I was like “can you not” and she just looked back at me with the saddest face I am a horrible person

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im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

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