does someone want to do the rest or-
FUCK KARKAT YOU LOOK GR8
TAVROS LOOKS LIKE HE IS STRAIGHT FROM THE ANIMES
No time to check reblogs to see if idea has been done
Must act on instinct
this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face she’s so happy to exist and touch butts and oh man. you go girl, follow your dreams
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
the most adorable being in all the cosmos
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
So Shelby is more dangerous than I originally thought when becoming her friend
Oh my god
This still makes me die laughing every time I see it
Friendly reminder for people who are like “OMG bring corsets back, they make ppl look SO GOOD”.
YOUR ORGANS AND BONES LITERALLY GET CRUSHED.
These claims are based on outdated and highly speculative reports from Victorian doctors.
You know, the same generation of doctors who brought us “masturbation makes you blind” and “teaching women maths will snap their brain sinews”.
I invite you to look up a diagram (that’s a diagram, not a fanciful Victorian sketch) of someone’s internal organs during pregnancy. With your logic, nobody should ever get pregnant because OMG YOUR ORGANS AND BONES LITERALLY GET CRUSHED (i.e. moved around with little to no change in function).
So, yeah, thanks for trying to save us from ourselves. Thanks, but no thanks.
sorry not sorry but this was WAY too cute to pass/ignore!!!
having too much fun with this pokemon fusion thing omg <3
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.
Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.